teacher: alright fold your papers in half

entire class: hot dog or hamburger

texasenchantment:

i hope i don’t marry someone that needs to sleep with the tv on, a light on, or the door open because that’s just not going to work 

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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