qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

(via somefancyname)

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)

me: okay

me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday

partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)

me: no

partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)

me: no

partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))

me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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(via milesjai)